Monday 24 August 2015

ONE DIRECTION ARE GOING OFF IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS

I am not making any jokes about the One Direction split. That's what makes me beautiful.

I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW! I DONT WANT ONE DIRECTION TO SPLIT UP NOT NOW PLEASE! MY LIFE WONT BE NOTHING WITHOUT THEM I LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH <3

I know what you would like...

Matt said that I am awesome at Badminton. Which is true. I am awesome.
Embrace the nipples.

Ain't no body fresher than my clic.

Go read Matt's blog. www.MattStreuli.uk

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Friday 10 July 2015

PhotoBOMBS



EMBRACE THE NIPPLES YOU BEAST


 I love youuuuuu.
Go read my best friend's bloog - Matt is soo cool.  You Beast.
 

Saturday 20 June 2015

It's my birthday

I'm now 17
I'm cool



Saturday 30 May 2015

Best Saturday ever

Today, I put a basket on my head in Primark.

I am too cool

The other day I got drunk.  Then at 3am I told my mum that my shoulders hurt.  I had to use a microwave bear. 

She didn't care as I was drunk.  How ruuude

I fancy Bob. He has sexy legs


Hmm

My best friend has a blog -  go read it now please at www.MattStreuli.uk

I'm playing cards against humanity
I'm cool

Wednesday 1 April 2015

I'm in love!

Hello Lucites!

How are you doing? I'm awesome.


I thought it was about time I told you the truth.

I'm in love.



You may have heard that Zayn has left 1D. I know right! How ruuuuude!.

But she has left 1D to take me on a tour of cheese factory. We say the milk and the… erm…. Milk and the cheese! It was amazeballs. There was cheese everywhere. It was mooo-velous.  

But I knew this romance wouldn’t work. He doesn’t like Wagamamamas. That is the real reason he has left 1D is his broken heart. 

Wednesday 25 March 2015

Wednesday 25th March : Lazer!

Hello Lucites!

Do you like that? Lucite is my word for fans of Lucy. I'm so cool.

So last night I went to Laser quest and Aidan (@AidanParr) didn't come. How Ruuuuuude!

Anyway I was DJ in the car there and I was playing some tunes. Click, Click Click. Fresh click.

Keira and Matt trapped me in a corner which was fun. And Lee did a lot of dancing. Then we had McDonalds.

Right I am off to learn stuff about weasels and hope you lovely Lucites like my blog and tweet it and yeah.

Did I mention my favourite podcast has a live episode? Off the Radar is broadcasting LIVE on Sunday night from 8/9pm-ish with Radar Live : Watching Wrestlemania 2015
I don't like WWE or greasy men but I think Aidan is funny and Matt is cool and Lee isn't. It will be on www.YouTube.com/MattStreuli

BYE BYE
click


Friday 6 March 2015

Pringles are full to the top. There is no air like there is with Walkers...

"Well done Pringles. I'm proud of you."


Thursday 26 February 2015

Hey! Follow me on Twitter

         
and listen to my favourite podcast! https://www.facebook.com/offtheradarpodcast

It has my freind Aidan in it. And he is cool. Almost as cool as Keira.

I like make up.