Sunday, 27 March 2016

"scones are a bath food"

"I've forgotten what plates are"

"I've eaten a whole 'cock' head"

Sunday, 14 February 2016

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Monday, 24 August 2015

ONE DIRECTION ARE GOING OFF IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS

I am not making any jokes about the One Direction split. That's what makes me beautiful.

I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW! I DONT WANT ONE DIRECTION TO SPLIT UP NOT NOW PLEASE! MY LIFE WONT BE NOTHING WITHOUT THEM I LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH <3

I know what you would like...

Matt said that I am awesome at Badminton. Which is true. I am awesome.
Embrace the nipples.

Ain't no body fresher than my clic.

Go read Matt's blog. www.MattStreuli.uk

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Friday, 10 July 2015

PhotoBOMBS



EMBRACE THE NIPPLES YOU BEAST


 I love youuuuuu.
Go read my best friend's bloog - Matt is soo cool.  You Beast.
 

Saturday, 20 June 2015

It's my birthday

I'm now 17
I'm cool



Saturday, 30 May 2015

Best Saturday ever

Today, I put a basket on my head in Primark.

I am too cool

The other day I got drunk.  Then at 3am I told my mum that my shoulders hurt.  I had to use a microwave bear. 

She didn't care as I was drunk.  How ruuude

I fancy Bob. He has sexy legs


Hmm

My best friend has a blog -  go read it now please at www.MattStreuli.uk

I'm playing cards against humanity
I'm cool

Wednesday, 1 April 2015

I'm in love!

Hello Lucites!

How are you doing? I'm awesome.


I thought it was about time I told you the truth.

I'm in love.



You may have heard that Zayn has left 1D. I know right! How ruuuuude!.

But she has left 1D to take me on a tour of cheese factory. We say the milk and the… erm…. Milk and the cheese! It was amazeballs. There was cheese everywhere. It was mooo-velous.  

But I knew this romance wouldn’t work. He doesn’t like Wagamamamas. That is the real reason he has left 1D is his broken heart.