Today, I put a basket on my head in Primark.
I am too cool
The other day I got drunk. Then at 3am I told my mum that my shoulders hurt. I had to use a microwave bear.
She didn't care as I was drunk. How ruuude
I fancy Bob. He has sexy legs
My best friend has a blog - go read it now please at www.MattStreuli.uk
I'm playing cards against humanity